I got to meet my Grandpawrents last week. I don't recall having these in my life before I came here. It was purrty wonderful! They brought me a big airy bed to sleep on atnight, but even better than that was the fact that they were in it at night with me! AND, even better than that was the fact that the stinky mancats stayed mostly with my Meowm so I had my Grandpawrents to myself! I laid on my Grandpaw at night and I even crawled up on my Grandmeowms chest one afternoon for some snuggles and scritches!
The badd part is that they have left! They deflated my airy bed, but I didn't get off of it! They rolled up my airy bed, but I didn't get off of it! Finally my Meowm had to come over and give my royal tushy a push to get me to move. I was not pleased! I would have gone to their home with them, except I heard my Meowm say they already have 3 cats! I can not tell you how disappointed I was with this revelation. Meowm says I will have to get used to the mancats here since I am staying here till I die. Well, I will stay here till I die, but nothing is forcing me to get used to these mancats! Only I will decide if I like them or not! As a matter of fact, I will make that a royal decree!
"I, Her Royal Highness Emily, will be the only animal, vegetable or mineral to decide if I like the mancats here or not."
Now where is my royal paw stamp so I can sign this? **paws thru a pile of stuff over here** **paws thru a pile of stuff over there** Oh, there is that crinkly ball! **paws thru one more pile of stuff** Damn! It is not to be found! Well, it is still a legitimate royal decree, you are all my witnesses!!!
Oh, by the way, I do miss my Grandpawrents. I am not brave enough yet to get on the big bed with Meowm because the mancats are there ALL THE TIME with her. What does a royal have to do around here to get some alone time with her Meowm?