Conversation with a Mancat
Junior: I are the numero uno mancat in this house, and that young whippersnapper better figure it out soon!
Meowm: Junior, yes you are the oldest mancat in this house,a nd you are the first mancat that adopted me, but as far as I can tell Sammy simply wants to play.
Junior: Meowm you know I am not big on playing with other cats. I don't play with Orion. Sammy just needs to keep his distance. I will be sitting there minding my own buisness and he sits down and just stares at me. I don't like it. And then sometimes he starts playing with my tail, and you know I am having issues with it still.
Meowm: I know Junior. And speaking of your tail, you need to be nicer to me when I medicate your tail. I am trying to figure out the dynamics between you and Sammy. You just need to try to calm down a bit while this is happening.
Junior: I am trying Meowm, I am trying. You know sometimes Orion pounces on me too, with no provocation!
Meowm: I know Junior. I have seen that, and you know that Orion and Sammy get tossed out of the bedroom at night for awhile if things are getting to tense.
Junior: I know you are trying Meowm, just like I am.
Meowm: Well, you all will have to visit the v-e-t the end of October. All ofyou will be getting dentals, and I think maybe that will help you feel a bit better.
Junior: I think it will help Meowm. Is it the weekend Meowm?
Meowm: Yes it is.
Junior: Will you cuddle with me extra this weekend?
Meowm: I certainly will sweet boy.
Junior and Meowm: Everyone have a great weekend!