Conversation with a Mancat

Junior:  I are the numero uno mancat in this house, and that young whippersnapper better figure it out soon!

Meowm:  Junior, yes you are the oldest mancat in this house,a nd you are the first mancat that adopted me, but as far as I can tell Sammy simply wants to play.

Junior:  Meowm you know I am not big on playing with other cats.  I don't play with Orion.  Sammy just needs to keep his distance.  I will be sitting there minding my own buisness and he sits down and just stares at me.  I don't like it.  And then sometimes he starts playing with my tail, and you know I am having issues with it still.

Meowm:  I know Junior.  And speaking of your tail, you need to be nicer to me when I medicate your tail.  I am trying to figure out the dynamics between you and Sammy.  You just need to try to calm down a bit while this is happening. 

Junior:  I am trying Meowm, I am trying.  You know sometimes Orion pounces on me too, with no provocation! 

Meowm: I know Junior.  I have seen that, and you know that Orion and Sammy get tossed out of the bedroom at night for awhile if things are getting to tense.

Junior:  I know you are trying Meowm, just like I am. 

Meowm:  Well,  you all will have to visit the v-e-t the end of October.  All ofyou will be getting dentals, and I think maybe that will help you feel a bit better. 

Junior:  I think it will help Meowm.  Is it the weekend Meowm?

Meowm:  Yes it is.

Junior:  Will you cuddle with me extra this weekend? 

Meowm:  I certainly will sweet boy.

Junior and Meowm:  Everyone have a great weekend!