Gggggrrrrrrrrrooooowwwlllllllllllll!!!!!!!!

You must be wondering who I am, well let me tell you. I am the hottest cat in Salt Lake City excluding Junior of course. (Not really just don't tell him I said that. I am the hottest!) My name is Nikodemus, but to the ladies I am known as Catanova. Ppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrr. All you ravishing young lady cats are welcome to ogle my gorgeousness. I come from a long prestigious line of wild Himalayan mountain cats who just happened upon the unsuspecting horde of Siamese princesses, and of course we ran off with them and took them to our castle never to see the Siamese dorklings again. From that union sprang the best of both worlds, I am a killer with a heart, a dashing Prince of the night, King of the castle, lover extraordinaire, the hunter of small animals and sexy kittens, keeper of forbidden knowledge. My slaves adore me, felines of the opposite gender fall at my paws, and all others (wannabe Himalayan hunters) want to be me. Oh yes my life is golden. Welllllllll maybe not soooooooooo golden, my slaves do revolt from time to time and refuse to let me have my way, but with a firm paw and a gentle growl, I slap them back in line, and if that doesn't work...............well let's just say I have my ways. Do you like what you hear so far???? Am I the love god of your dreams???? Can you hear my purr on the wind???? Do you like hunting stories??? I'm very good at whispering sweet nothings in your ear. If so you must let me know so that I will guest blog again......if not.....it will be your loss for I am the hottest cat you will ever meet!! PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRR or wait I mean GGGGGGRRRRRRRRR.